Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Old Men

The old man had lived on his farm for 50 years, and early on had built a swimming hole and picnic area for his family down at the creek. With his wife passed on and children all grown and gone, the old man hadn't been to the picnic area in many years. One day he decided to take a walk down there and he took a bucket with him, remembering the delicious plum trees along the creek bank. As he got closer he heard giggling and shrieking glee and parting the bushes saw a dozen young ladies skinny dipping in his pond! He made his presence known before emerging, causing the young women to huddle in the deeper water. One called out to him - "We're not coming out till you leave!"

The old man replied "I'm not trying to make you get out naked or sneak a peek - I'm just here to feed the alligator"


Moral - Old men may move slowly but they can still think fast!

7 comments:

Pam said...

Hilarious!

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www.pamgwillim.com

Bren said...

Great story!!!! LOL

Leslie said...

*chuckling* and what brought this on? :cD

Fabricfaire said...

I love that story!LOL, I just know its true!!!

Fabricfaire said...

I love that story!LOL, I just know its true!!!

Red Geranium Cottage said...

LOL!!!!!!!

Purple Pam said...

What a great story. I wonder if the old gentlman took home any plums in his bucket that day?