There's that word again -- TIME TIME TIME......... I have this sneaking suspicion that TIME is not my friend: but on we go. No change on the home front. I've picked myself up off the floor and planted my feet so we have what's called in these parts - a "Mexican-Standoff". No un P/C intention there, it just an old description of two unmovable forces. SO -- he says "I want" and I say NO.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxativeon the same night.2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standingin a garage makes you a car.4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've nevertried before.6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a niceperson. (This is very important. Pay attention!It never fails.)9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite governmentprogram.10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need thetrip.11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel sogood.13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of thewaist change places.18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeksbefore you need it.20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.